Hollywood Make Out Mints
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BIG DATE night… you’ve artfully applied the most delectable shade of lipstick and your lips are full, supple, downright beckoning. You’ve practiced your pucker in the mirror for hours. You’re as prepared as a (slightly naughty) Girl Scout for that all-important goodnight kiss…except, sniff-sniff…just when the heck did that onion-and-garlic-marinated sardine wearing a sweaty gym sock happen to crawl into your mouth and take a siesta?! (Ding dong) Yikes! There’s your hunk-of-the-month delivery! Argh, what are you to do now, Ms. Stinky Breath?
Have no fear, dear, Hollywood Make-Out Mints ™ are here! You think, “How can these tiny, pink, heart-shaped mints possibly help? They’re just so cute.” Well, missy, think of them as a Kitten with a Whip—just like you—a pretty package bearing a mighty powerful punch. Each deceptively unassuming little mint is, in real life, an instant smooch saver, a social-life preserver, an interpersonal confidence restorer— all in a sexy-looking, fits-in-your-palm tin that will henceforth live in your purse, pocket, car, desk, bedside table drawer, etc., etc., etc. |
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